Developers are from Mars, Managers are from Venus

Quote from Chad Z. Hower:

When a manager says:

If it will take you 4 weeks, 4 of you can do it in a week, right?

What a manager means:

4 weeks = 4 developers x 1 week = 4 weeks x 1 developer. Why not? It computes! Algebra does not lie.

What a developer hears:

I guess he thinks 9 women can make one baby in 1 month.

Thanks Chris for the tip.